AN INCONVENIENT EXPANSION

AL BOAR
My friends, climate change is real and it's being caused by us.

AL BOAR
Over farming is depleting our natural resources and, if we don't stop, will change the face of our planet forever.

AL BOAR
If you look at this chart, the rise in temperate directly relates to the increase in vanity pets, secondary mounts, and profession leveling.

AL BOAR
If we don't change our ways the consequences will be cataclysmic.

JOHN
You're telling us to stop farming? How will I get the gold to pay for my 105th mount? I NEED that mount!

FRED
Al Boar pfft, what a phony.

HOST
Whats going on with this murloc?

HOST
The murloc's raw! You donkey!

FRED
Hold on I'm coming for you.

FRED
Don't worry my precious loot, you'll be ok.

AL BOAR
I warned you this day would come.

AL BOAR
You refused to change your ways and now it's here.

FRED
I don't believe this...

FRED
A new jacuzzi right here!

JOHN
Look at all this new loot!

MIKE
Check it out bro! I have a beachfront house now!

AL BOAR
Don't you understand what this means? Azeroth is changed forever. This is irreversible damage that can never be...

MIKE
Who wants smoothies?

MIKE
To Al Boar. Change we can believe in.

CROWD
Huzzah!

The End.