CROSSING OVER HERO Good day sir. BARTENDER You're here about the mine, aren't you? HERO I'm investigating reports of several missing miners. BARTENDER That mine should be shut down. HERO That's not for me to decide. Can you tell me when the miners were BARTENDER You wont find them. Word travels fast in these parts. BARTENDER We've all heard the stories. Strange objects, disappearances, men driven mad. You're wasting your time. HERO I don't have time for a small town's superstition. I'll need some supplies. BARTENDER You're not going in there? BARTENDER Are you mad? BARTENDER Whatever was unearthed is best left buried down there. HERO If these miners think they can so easily avoid their duty by claiming to see spirits and demons, then they're in for quite the surprise. HERO Why there's nothing more here than pick axes, shovels, and load carts. HERO That innkeeper's tales are almost as tall as... HERO What strange magic is this? HERO It's almost as though... HERO Where am I? HERO Hail madam. Tell me, what village is this? HERO I'm sorry to trouble you, I'm trying to find my way back to Lakefall. Do you happen to know the way? HERO It appears as though they don't understand my tongue. HERO Maybe here I can find help. GNOME 1 Hey, wanna join my guild? HERO Pardon me? GNOME 2 Can you run me and my friend through Deadmines? GNOME 3 I need 50 gold for my mount. HERO I'm sorry, I'm trying to find my way back to the town of Lakefall. Can you help? GNOME 3 Thanks for nothing, jerk. HERO The people seem to be crowded around this man. Perhaps he is more knowledgeable than the others. HERO Pardon me wise one, I am trying to find my way to lakefall. Do you know the way? HERO There must be someone here who is helpful. HERO Hail and well met sir. I seem to be lost and was wondering if you might offer... HERO There's something strangely familiar about this place. It's as though I've been here hundreds of times before. HERO We are under attack! HERO We must defend the general! AV GUY Woah chillax there bro. Just let them win. It's easy honor. AV Look I'm gonna watch some TV if anyone asks tell them I'm guarding this area? HERO This is madness! AV GUY Madness? AV GUY This is A V! HERO I've got to get out of here. HERO Greetings, I'm trying to find my way back to Lakefall. Do you know the way? GNOME 4 Lakefall? I think the Booty Bay boat goes there. HERO How do I find this "Booty Bay"? GNOME 4 Head south, you can't miss it. HERO Thank you mister... GNOME 4 Fartwizard. HERO At last, my destiny is clear. The journey ahead may be long, but I shall persevere. HERO Soon this wicked place will be nothing more than a bad... GNOME 4 Heh, you got lagged. HERO No mere wizard trickery shall stop me. CHINESE DWARF Gold for sale! HERO Who goes there? CHINESE DWARF Gold for sale! HERO Show yourself, coward! CHINESE DWARF Gold for sell. You buy. US dollar. Cheap fast delivery. A++. HERO Gold? CHINESE DWARF Premium gold power leveling always in stock. Cheap buy now. CHINESE DWARF Gold for sale! HERO Does anybody know the way to booty bay!? STRANGLETHORN DWARF LOL STRANGLETHORN HUMAN ROFFLE STRANGLETHORN DRAENEI NOOB HERO I need help. GAMEMASTER Greetings. GAMEMASTER This is gamemaster Edmund. How might I be of service for you today? HERO Oh praise the light. HERO I was beginning to think the people here were a bit discourteous. HERO Yes my good man, I'm trying to find the way to booty bay. GAMEMASTER We are aware of this issue and apologize for the inconvenience. GAMEMASTER Please delete your WDB and WTF folders. Thank you for your patience and may the light guide you on your journey. HERO Hello? NIGHT ELF Hey hey hey hey hey. NIGHT ELF Duel me. NIGHT ELF You're bout to get owned noob. HERO I'm looking for booty bay. Do you know the way? NIGHT ELF What are you afraid of huh? I'll own your face. NIGHT ELF Duel me. Let's go. You and me, right now. Come on. NIGHT ELF Hey! Hey hey!. Come duel me! HERO Finally, Booty Bay. HERO Excuse me, sir. Is this the boat to Lakefall? SM GNOME Nah this boat goes to Ratchet. Hey listen we need a tank for SM ok? HERO I really must be going. SM GNOME Don't worry, we'll summon you. HERO I'm sorry but I... SM GNOME Woot. HERO It appears some sort of teleportation has brought me here against my will. HERO These must be powerful wizards in disguise. SM ROGUE Can we hurry? My mom says I have to go to bed soon. SM GNOME Can anyone heal? SM ROGUE I have first aid. SM GNOME Ok let's go. SM GNOME Hey a shield dropped, does anyone need it? WARRIOR I do. SM ROGUE I do. WARRIOR You can't use it you're a rogue. SM ROGUE I NEED that shield. SM GNOME Hey where did our hunter go? SM HUNTER Multi-shot! SM HUNTER Whoopsies. WARRIOR You literally can not use that shield. SM ROGUE You're not the boss of me. SM GNOME Shield goes to the rogue. SM ROGUE Sweet. SM ROGUE Wait... SM ROGUE I can't equip this! WTF! SM GNOME Ok guys listen up. I know a trick on how to clear this place really fast. HERO Oh no. HERO I'm back? I made it out! BARTENDER You were out of it for quite some time there. HERO I was in a strange nightmarish land. Everyone was mad and they cared for nothing. HERO It was as though it was all a game to them! BARTENDER A game? BARTENDER Who would want to play that? The End.