THRALL'S CRIB THRALL Yo what up it's your boy Thrall here, and welcome to my crib. THRALL I'm gonna show ya'll how I kick it up here in my bachelor pad. THRALL Come on in. THRALL We call this here the valley of strength. THRALL We got kind of a new age theme going on here you know. THRALL Trees, rocks, fires, all that kind of whack stuff. THRALL Over here we got a few of my various awards and accomplishments. THRALL Warchief of the year, people's choice award, sexiest orc... THRALL You know...the usual. THRALL This here is the valley of honor. This is where my boys come to kick it at. THRALL Over here we got a few of my epic mounts. THRALL We got the jalopy, whatever that thing is, the low rider, and my personal favorite. THRALL Let me take you up into the arena. THRALL Here you'll see some of the fiercest most brutal battles ever. THRALL This stuff is not fore the squeamish. THRALL That's my boy Teddy over in the gym. THRALL Yo Teddy! You need a spot? TEDDY Nah man I got this. TEDDY Oh snap. THRALL Down here we got the club. THRALL This place is off the chain. THRALL You can get your dance on, get a drink at the mana bar, or hit the peace pipe like these players. REXXAR Dude dude! Do you ever think we're like, not real? THRALL And over there my boy Vol'jin spinning the tracks. VOL'JIN Yo check this out Big-T. VOL'JIN White boys can't dance. THRALL Over here we got the Valley of Spirits. THRALL We don't kick it here too often but...what the?! THRALL What the hell is this? THRALL Excuse me for one moment. THRALL Yo here's some fine art for ya. THRALL Yo sorry about that it's just these alliance, they think just because I have a broken side door they think they can walk in here and do whatever they want. THRALL Yo C-Boy what's poppin baby? CAIRNE Yo Thrall I think he might have found out THRALL What makes you say that? CAIRNE Trust me, just stay away from Darnassus for a while. THRALL Alright peace out bro. CAIRNE Lates. THRALL Uh yeah that's kind of a long story. Let's just say I got dro's in different area codes. THRALL Over here we got a few of my pets. THRALL This here is killer. THRALL That's fleshripper. THRALL And over there is fluffy. THRALL He's my favorite. THRALL This here is a tribute to my fallen homeboy Grom Hellscream. THRALL He was a true gangster, the greatest there ever was. THRALL Rest in peace, brother. THRALL Respect. THRALL Over here we got the throne. THRALL I come here to do some of my deep thinking. THRALL And when I'm done... THRALL Let's check out the bedroom. THRALL The previous owners left this place kind of emo. THRALL Yo we still got all the necessities. THRALL The closet, the widescreen, the moonwell imported from Moonglade. THRALL And this here is where the magic happens. THRALL Over here we got a few of my photos you know. THRALL There's me and C-Boy at the club, me and V-Dog, me and him go way back, that dude used to be crazy, now all he does is sit around in Undercity all day cause that... THRALL Whoa whoa whoa. Ok that was a long time ago alright. Let's just move on here. THRALL And finally, a portrait of the lovely Jaina Proudmoore. THRALL That girl is freaky if you know what I mean. THRALL Listen I hope you guys had a wonderful time in my humble home. It was a pleasure having you here. THRALL Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few alliance ladies to take care of. The End.