WORLD OF WORKCRAFT HUMAN We certainly made short work of that monstrous beast. NIGHT ELF Another day another dragon. DWARF I'll pull my bloody beard out if I have to slay one more dragon. HUMAN You guys want to play some World of Workcraft? GUARD Nerds! NIGHT ELF I think there's a new patch out. DWARF Let's hope they finally nerfed accountants. HUMAN Yeah yeah just hurry home so we can get our game on. HUMAN Everyone here? DWARF Aye! NIGHT ELF Hold on guys, I logged out at the store, I'll be right there. HUMAN Well hello hello. HUMAN So you got a boyfriend? OGRE Nope I'm all yours. HUMAN We'll finish this later beautiful. HUMAN You know you're not going to be able to drive that thing in the frozen office expansion right? NIGHT ELF Ever heard of tire chains? DWARF Quit your lolly gagging you two or the boss will have our hides. ORC Yo what up guys. HUMAN Hey Zug. ORC Did you guys see what they did to accountants this patch? That's a load of kodo crap. DWARF What no more bogus tax returns? It's about time! ORC Learn to file newbie. NIGHT ELF Are we going to do a boss run or what? HUMAN Well we need one more to fill our meeting. ORC I could probably get Arthas. HUMAN Dude are you kidding me? That guys a total noob. ORC You want to do this or not? HUMAN Fine whatever. ARTHAS Hey guys. HUMAN Well we have enough let's get going. OFFICE ORC Vegeto, what does the client say about his tax return? VEGITO It's over 9000! OFFICE ORC What 9000?! ARTHAS Wow this is so cool. This is my first time in this office. NIGHT ELF Are you serious? HUMAN Do you even know how to work in this office? ARTHAS Who cares I'm just here for the epic paycheck. NIGHT ELF If we get fired because of this idiot I'm going to quit the game forever. ORC Guys chill we got this. ORC Hey you're specced into buzzwords right? HUMAN Yeah. ORC Ok cool because I'm specced into diversity training. It will be your job to distract him and keep him off our backs. HUMAN Gotcha. ORC Arthas you're on phone duty, you need to make as many sales as you can, understand? ARTHAS Sure whatever. ORC Everyone make sure to repair your bladders before we go in. NIGHT ELF Ok guys, as you can see from these charts we have a 33.3% chance of success. We must play our best game tonight my friends. HUMAN Let's do this! ARTHAS Wait wait let me use my energy potion first. BOSS Who dares enter my office? I know you seek more vacation time, yet are afraid to ask out of fear of my wrath. But don't worry, you will soon have all the free time you could want, for you shall all be fired. HUMAN Alright guys stay focused. BOSS Unless...you complete 20 orders before the shift ends. DWARF By Jove! BOSS Time is ticking so I suggest you get to work right now. HUMAN Guys he's gonna send out his first memo get ready. NIGHT ELF Oh great it's the cover sheet memo again. ORC Make sure those reports have cover sheets on them before they go out, or else we'll lose 20% boss satisfaction. NIGHT ELF Where do these forms go? DWARF Odd forms left, evens right. Many stamps! BOSS You call that work? ORC We need you to taunt the boss. HUMAN I'm on it. DWARF Oh my bladders about to break. ORC I told you to unload before we started. DWARF I thought I did. Someone drop me a bladder repair bot. NIGHT ELF I'm on it. HUMAN We need to leverage more synergy or we're not going to make it past the next memo. NIGHT ELF What does that even mean? HUMAN No one knows just do it. ORC Relax guys we're doing good just maintain stamina. HUMAN What a bad time to get a call. ARTHAS Hello sir today I have a special offer just for you. We are offering a 20% discount on our... HUMAN Arthas you idiot! ARTHAS I will own all of you! DAD Arthas it's time for bed. ARTHAS No! Five more minutes please. DAD Get off the computer now! ARTHAS You're not my real dad. HUMAN The sales memo just went up. NIGHT ELF Arthas you got to switch to the new pitch. ARTHAS Hold on I forgot my paperclips. DWARF That's a fifty DKP minus! NIGHT ELF Dude switch up. ARTHAS What? ARTHAS He hung up WTF. BOSS Arthas! You're fired! ARTHAS No! No fair! Hacks hacks! HUMAN Last memo coming up. BOSS Read this memo to see our new corporate policy. HUMAN It's the casual friday memo. Everyone equip your casual clothes. ORC Crap I left mine in the car. ORC Haha, nah I'm just kidding. DWARF Are you trying to get us fired? NIGHT ELF Come on guys only 2% work left. NIGHT ELF Yes! BOSS I'll be seeing you all...tomorrow. ORC So what did he drop? HUMAN A Dilbert wall calender, a coffee mug, and a stapler. DWARF More crap. HUMAN Does anyone need this stuff? ALL No. ORC Well I'm out of here. I got guard duty tomorrow in Orgrimmar. NIGHT ELF I can't believe I pay 15 gold a month for this. HUMAN Beasts dragon slaying. ALL Yep. The End.